Sunday, October 30, 2011

Mandatory Creativeness

So, 'tis the night before computer class, and I have to update my blog, but I have little to say.  Therefore I will tell of thiraxpians.
   Thiraxpians are artificially created creatures that are something like scorpions with wings, only bigger. They used to be small, back in the day. But they've grown. They were supposed to multiply fast and populate the world, but now they multiply slowly and have become huge. It was easy  to kill a thiraxpian when they were first introduced to the world. The main trouble was that they traveled in swarms. Now they are solitary beasts that fly around in the woodlands and deserts, seeking prey. The ones most people see are about two or three feet long, but being the Antithiraxpian, I have seen many that are a dozen feet long or larger.
   The most effective way to kill a thiraxpian is with a spear. You must wait until it is only a few feet away from you and stab it beneath the jaw. The main reason people don't hunt them more often is their venom, which I have personally never had to deal with, but Ive heard is quite potent. Oh well, somebody has to do it and it may as well be me. Besides, I rather enjoy my occupation. 

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

First Post!

I am the antithiraxpian, all thiraxpians must die, and the world must know my thoughts.
Here's what I think: The world could use more awsomeness. Let it be so!