Eggs

Ah, what fun, a comic about eggs! So, my teacher is forcing us to make comics with the computer about any topic we choose, within reason. I chose eggs. I took a few eggs, drew faces on them,  photographed them, and now am adding talk bubbles. Next I'll copy and paste people's hair onto the eggs. Such joy. The eggs each represent  one of my fellow students, so I'll use pictures of their hair in the comic. I think it's funny, but most people think it's weird.

My Back Story vol. #2

It did not take long for my opportunity to arrive. One night, when I was fourteen, my mother asked me to get some firewood, so I went out to pile, but alas, one of our neighbors had decided to keep it for himself. I knew I could never get it back from him, so I decided to get some out of the forest. I grabbed my axe and headed out into the trees. It took a long time to find a tree that was small enough to chop down in a reasonable amount of time. When  I did find it I began chopping away. After a very long time I began to realize I was not making any progress, and began hitting the tree harder. Suddenly it broke and the to section fell on my head. I quickly regained my composure, and started dragging the tree home. It was around this time it started snowing. I got lost. There was a sort of hole on the ground at the base of a tree. After checking for occupants I crawled inside. It was far too uncomfortable to sleep in, so I was about to leave when I heard the droning of thiraxpian wings beating. Of course I was in its den. It came in, clutching a small animal of some sort in its claws. I grabbed my axe and  hit it in the face before it could do something equally violent to me. It turned and left, hardly phased. I now had the rest of the night to wait out. 

Clarification

     It seems that a lot of people are confused about how it is that I claimed to have a certain number of siblings and yet they know full well that I do not. Well, you see, I am not the Antithiraxpian, he just posts things on my blog because I named it after him. I like composing music, he likes killing thiraxpians. Now I have to let him publish some more of his back story.